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penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train

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greensoap:

GT’s with my new HM Santa Maria and my Bishop

Hey y’all - if you’re fond of tattoos and art in general you can add some eye candy to your dash by following my new blog, greensoap.  Don’t do it if you can’t tolerate the occasional post of my own work.

greensoap:

GT’s with my new HM Santa Maria and my Bishop

Hey y’all - if you’re fond of tattoos and art in general you can add some eye candy to your dash by following my new blog, greensoap.

Don’t do it if you can’t tolerate the occasional post of my own work.

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I’m jealous of,
I don’t want to be you, but if I could go back in time and trade faces from birth to avoid complications with identity etc, I totally would.  No amount of makeup or skill level of hairdresser will make me look that bloody fine.  I’m cutting off our communications immediately (shhh, I know we’ve never met) before shit gets weird, but if you hear about face swapping and you’re into it, hit me up.